Borrow My Intuition
Six months of me on the other end of your own private Telegram channel, responding to everything you bring me. Frustrations with your business. Aspects of your life going sideways. Your dog being sick, again. That same fight you have in your relationship like clockwork. Whatever's loud and annoying that week.
Ready to borrow it?6 monthly payments of $400
You've got too much in your head.
And it's ordinary stuff. Tuesday afternoon, 47 tabs open, the client email you've read four times and still haven't answered because you're still stunned. The thing your mother said that sent you reeling back into old memories you thought were long gone. The decision you keep almost making and don't, because it's too scary. The idea that came to you in the shower that felt exciting and terrifying all at the same time, and now you don't know who to tell or what to do with it.
You've done the brain dump. You've made the to do list.
And your journal holds it all beautifully... until the next day, when you're ready to turn the page. Because what you actually want is someone that answers back. Somewhere you can share the backstory. Somewhere you can say this is probably nothing, but... and have it treated as something important enough to respond to.
Bring it to the channel.
So what can you actually bring me?
Literally anything!
Women get trained to sort their problems into the ones that count and the ones that don't, and then bring me about 11% of what's actually going on.
Bring memy dog is sick and that sucks and I feel guilty for hanging with him on the couch all day instead of working.
Bring meI just had a refund request and I don't know what to do about it.
Bring methe pricing question, the hiring question, the should-I-say-yes-to-this opportunity question.
Bring methe dream you had that still has you puzzled.
Bring methe conversation with your sister that you're still chewing on at midnight.
Bring methe thing you're a little embarrassed to have not figured out yet.
Your life comes to me whole. You're one woman with one nervous system, and I'll take all of her!
I was four years old, at the hospital with my parents, visiting somebody from church.
I walked past a patient door that was closed. Grabbed my leg, dropped to the floor, and started screaming. My mom asked me what was wrong and all I could tell her was that I didn't know, my leg just hurt.
Then that door behind me opened. A nurse came out, and my mom got a look into the room. There was a man in there who'd had extensive surgery on his leg complete with pins and rods.
Same leg that I was holding and screaming over.
Nobody in that hallway knew what they were looking at. Not my mom, not my dad, not the nurse. I was four, and for five more years I just went right on feeling things that were never mine to feel.
Then, when I was 9, my mom's doctor put a name to it. He told her, flat out, your daughter is a medical intuitive. And then he did the thing that changed my entire life... he taught me how to channel that pain through me instead of letting it settle into my body as if it belonged to me.
He's also the man who handed his medical textbooks to a 9 year old and let her have at them. I sat with a Webster's and a medical dictionary open beside me and worked through them, because the brain and the nervous system were fascinating to me!
That was almost forty years ago and I still practice my own intuitive gifts every day.
I'm clairvoyant and clairaudient too. But claircognizance is the strong one. Claircognizance means clear knowing, which means I just know things, with no idea how or why I know them. It isn't a thought. A thought is a completely different animal. This is a knowing.
Everything else came in as its own fascination, at its own time. Around 14 or 15 I started leaning toward spirituality and away from religion. Behavioral psychology got me in a Psych 101 classroom, because the professor teaching it was a senior level behavioral psychologist who'd had to drop down and cover the course when the regular professor couldn't. Everything he taught came through a behavioral lens, and I was hooked. Quantum physics arrived through a biology professor. I was in his office trying to untangle something from my physics class, and something I said made him get up and hand me a book. I wish I could tell you which book. I can't! But that was the beginning, and plenty of afternoons we sat in there talking about quantum physics long after his office hours had ended.
The tools came the same way. Tarot and oracle taught me how to read symbols and how to trust what I already knew before the card confirmed it. A pendulum for the clean yes and no. Runes when I want something older and blunter. Candle work for the things that need time rather than an answer. Human Design for how a person is actually built. Shamanic journeying for the work that has to be done somewhere other than my head. Some of those I use constantly. Some I picked up, turned over, and set back down.
What all of that made me is fast and accurate.
You describe a situation and I usually know before you've finished describing it. What's actually being asked. The question underneath the question. What the real problem is, and what the story is that got built around the real problem to protect you from being hurt.
That's the thing you're borrowing.
Borrowing. Not handing your life over. You use mine while you're making your own calls, and every call stays yours.
Here's what you're actually getting.
Your own private Telegram channel with me for 6 months.
Put things in it any hour of any day. Voice notes, typed messages, screenshots, half a thought at 11:40 at night. It's yours, and nothing you send sits in a queue behind somebody else's question.
Once a week, I go through all of it and I answer all of it.
Every message. Every voice note. Every half thought. That's the promise, and it's the one I want you holding me to.
Most of what comes back is voice, because that's how I think and because you deserve the version with the pauses in it. Some of it comes back typed. You'll get whichever one the answer actually needs.
And you don't have to be the one to start. I'll go first.
Once or twice a week I come to you. You don't have to decide whether your thing is big enough to bring me, and you don't have to sit there wondering whether now is a weird time... because I already asked!
Some weeks I'll want to know what you're working on, what you've got to decide, and where you want my eyes. Some weeks I'll want to know what went right, what you did well, and what you'd do differently. You answer what you want to answer.
Your wins get celebrated, not dissected. I'm going to tell you I'm proud of you and mean it, and then I'm going to save the long answer for the thing you're actually deciding.
A Human Design 101 session, recorded for you, off your own chart.
I pull your chart, I read it against what you tell me about your life and your business, and I record you a session on the parts that matter for exactly where you're standing right now. How you're built to make decisions. How you're built to spend your energy. Where you've been fighting your own design for years and calling it a discipline problem. We can talk about your unique Human Design for the whole 6 months and you'll still have more to explore!
Human Design is a tool I reach for constantly once we're working together, so this hands us shared vocabulary from day one.
Six months in the Regulation Vault.
Somatic practices, nervous system downregulation, EFT tapping sequences, all sorted by what's going on with you. Business topics and life topics both. When you tell me you're spun out and I tell you to go handle your body first, this is where you go handle it.
Vault access runs alongside your six months and ends when they do.
Regulated people regulate people.
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What it's like on the other end.
I answer out loud, and I don't just answer the question. I explain the thing behind the question, because that's how I teach and I don't know any other way to do it! And I'll almost always hand you something to go do, since insight you never move on is just entertainment.
Then you decide.
I'll tell you what I see, what my intuition says, and what happened the last 9 times I watched a woman stand exactly where you're standing. The call is yours. You're a sovereign being and it's your life, and I'll back whichever way you go and support your decisions as best I can.
Sometimes you'll go a way I wouldn't have gone... That's allowed! There are lessons living inside certain decisions that you can't get any other way, and I'm not about to rob you of one just so I can be right.
And when it works? It was all you! You made the call, you did the thing, and I will say so out loud every single time until you stop being surprised by it.
It is never my job to create dependence. It is always my job to create independence.
I'll tell you my stake in that, too. Dependence on me is exhausting for you and it's exhausting for me. Six months from now I want you making your own calls faster, with less second guessing, and taking the credit for them out loud. That's the version of this I'm actually working toward.
The first ten days.
You get a form
The form wants your birth date, your birth time, your birth location, plus some basics about you and your business so I know what I'm reading your chart against.
(Don't know your birth time? Doesn't matter, and don't let it stop you... I've narrowed birth times down more times than I can count. We'll work yours out together, and that's part of the session.)
Your session lands
Your recorded Human Design 101 arrives in your inbox. Save it when it arrives! It's yours to keep forever, and there's no library to go back and re-download it from.
That same email carries the link to your Telegram channel, and your six months start that day.
You start talking
Most women come out of that recording with a pile of questions, which turns out to be the easiest possible way to start using a brand new channel. You won't have to invent a reason to talk to me.
You'll have about 497.
Two women who've already done this.
Neither of these women bought this exact offer. Both of them had a Telegram channel with me running alongside other work we were doing together, and what you're about to read is what happened inside their Telegram channels.
Jane
A woman with a service business
Jane runs a service business. She came to me because clients weren't coming in the way she needed them to, and because she couldn't tell whether that was a marketing problem or a “her not being good enough” problem.
What she brought me, over and over, was evidence. Little pieces of it. Was that real? Did I do that on purpose? Am I allowed to count that?
She'd open voice notes by telling me it wasn't urgent, nothing that couldn't wait until Monday, just an interesting epiphany she wanted somewhere to put.
First booking came in month two. By spring, on a single consult day, half the bookings on her team's calendar had her name on them. Around 9 months in she made the biggest sale of her career... and she told me about it before she told almost anybody else.
Somewhere in there she stopped asking me whether things counted and instead shared her wins!
Kate
Brought me her life, almost never her business
Kate almost never talks to me about business. She talks to me about her life, and she was upfront from the very beginning that a piece of her figured this might all be nonsense. I like to claim I'm open to new things, and then I'm right in the middle of the new thing and here comes the doubt.
Her word is unpack. She'd open with I just needed to unpack some things, and half the time she'd talk herself most of the way to her own answer before I ever hit record on a reply. Having somewhere to put it was doing a lot of the work all by itself.
She told me she got more done in two weeks than she had in the whole year before having somewhere to put her life stuff.
And then last winter she sang at a family member's funeral. Sang the whole song, held her nerve the whole way through, and the thing she said to me afterward was that she was so proud of herself!
One woman brought me her business. One woman brought me her life. Same channel, same six months. Completely different journeys and both worked!
I'd like a channel of my ownYou're doing the math on once a week and wondering whether that's enough. Fair!
Here's what the rhythm looks like for women who've had far more access to me than once a week and used it this way regardless.
They set things down as they come up, then go on with their day. They flag things as not urgent, unprompted, because honestly most of it isn't. And they find out that writing the thing out to a specific person who is definitely going to read it does about forty percent of the work before any answer shows up at all.
Then the whole week gets addressed at once, which lands better than a scatter of quick replies, because I've read all of it and I can see what's connected to what and point out the spider's web.
Once a week is what I commit to. What happens in practice is usually more. Plan on the promise and let the rest be a nice surprise.
Why I keep this small.
Answering every single thing a woman brings me, properly, in voice, and going first on top of that, takes real time. About six women is what I can do that for and mean it.
So that's how I run it. Small enough that your week gets my whole attention, every week.
Who this isn't for.
The woman who wants to talk about the problem forever.
I'll sit with you in something hard for as long as it takes. I'm also going to ask you what you're going to do about it, and help you figure out what to do. Never doing anything doesn't help you!
The woman who wants to be told what to do.
You'll be borrowing my intuition and the decision stays yours. I won't take it from you, and I won't carry the outcome for you either. You get the credit when things go your way!
The woman who won't use the channel.
I'll go first, so you don't have to start it. But if you're not going to answer me either, that's six months of your money buying an app icon.
And one that matters more than the rest of them.
I am not a therapist, a psychologist, or a psychiatrist, and this is not care for a woman in crisis. There is real, skilled help for that, and it deserves to be a trained clinician's job instead of mine. Go get that support. I'll still be here afterward.
Why I teach this instead of just living it.
Every piece of what I know arrived through somebody who took me seriously and then let me decide what to make of it.
A medical doctor who named what I was, taught me how to carry it, and then handed his textbooks to a kid. Parents who let a 14 year old walk out of the church on one condition, that she keep studying and choose for herself. 2 professors who gave me their office hours. A husband who paid for my first medicine wheel. A guide who introduced herself on day one of my first shamanic journey and told me I'd teach this someday.
Every one of them handed me the material and then got out of my way. So that's how I do it.
And I want you to hear the part that doesn't fit on a credentials list: I still have buttons. People still find them and push them. What's different now is that when one gets pushed I know it's there, and I know removing it is my job. That's the whole thing I'm teaching. I'm not standing at the front of the room, I'm about 12 steps up the same path, hollering back down about where the loose rock is.
You get the shortcut because I went the long way and found it.
Borrow My Intuition
Your own Telegram channel with me for 6 months. Everything you bring me answered once a week, every week. Me going first, once or twice a week, so you never have to wonder whether it's worth bringing. A Human Design 101 session recorded off your chart, delivered within 10 days. 6 months in the Regulation Vault.
$400
6 monthly payments on autopay
- Your own private Telegram channel with me for 6 months
- Everything you bring me answered once a week, every week
- I go first, once or twice a week, so you're never doing this alone
- A Human Design 101 session recorded off your own chart
- Delivered within 10 days of your form
- Six months in the Regulation Vault
Cancel before your next payment and your six months end there. No refunds on anything already paid.
What I won't promise.
Your business getting “fixed”. We'll work on it for sure if that's what you bring to the channel!
Six months from now your life is calm and sorted and everybody in it is behaving beautifully. I can't promise that, nobody can promise that, and you should walk away fast from anybody who does!
That you'll agree with me. That everything I see will make sense. That my intuition beats yours... it doesn't, and yours is the one that has to run your life long after these 6 months are over.
What I will promise is that I show up when you do. Every week. To all of it. With everything I've got and everything I can see.
Questions
Tap any question to open it
What if I don't know my birth time?
We'll find it. I've narrowed birth times down more times than I can count, and it's part of the session.
What if I go a few weeks without messaging you?
Nothing bad happens and nobody's keeping score. Life gets busy! And I'll still be coming to you, so the door stays open whether or not you walk through it that week.
What actually counts as something I can bring you?
Anything you'd tell a very close friend who happened to have almost 40 years of intuitive practice behind her. The bar is low on purpose!
Are you going to teach me to read my own intuition?
That's not what this is. You're borrowing mine, and that's the whole offer.
If you bring me a hey, I had this feeling, was that my intuition? question, of course I'll answer it. But I'm not running you through a curriculum on developing your own while you're in here.
Do I need to know anything about Human Design first?
Nope. That's why the session is called 101.
Do I need to have journeyed, or meditated, or done any of this before?
No experience is required.
Is the price ever going to change on me once I'm in?
No. Whatever rate you start at is the rate you pay for all six of your months, even if I raise the price the week after you join.
Can I change my mind?
You can cancel before your next payment and your 6 months end there. Your Telegram channel and your Vault access close that day. Your Human Design recording stays yours as long as you downloaded it, because I made it for you. I don't do refunds on anything already paid.
What if you don't have room right now?
Then you'll be told so, instead of being sold something I can't deliver. Tell me you want the next opening!
You already know what you'd put in that channel first.
It surfaced somewhere around the third paragraph of this page and you've been hanging on to it the whole way down here. That thing. The one you keep turning over with nowhere to set it down.
Ready to hand it to somebody who'll actually answer?
6 monthly payments of $400
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